victory
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn.
He wasn't bitter that she had moved on but from the radish.
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats.
Don't step on the broken glass.
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge.
The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public.
Strawberries must be the one food that doesn't go well with this brand of paint.
The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned.
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink.
The shooter says goodbye to his love.
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.
It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go to remain short.
They were excited to see their first sloth.
Hit me with your pet shark!
A quiet house is nice until you are ordered to stay in it for months.
Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick.
After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout.
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started.
He embraced his new life as an eggplant.
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy.
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces.
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter.
The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest.
The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall.
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another.
He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears.
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left.
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